Don't even try it Kat

If Kaz is having a bad day (and Kaz, after reading your blog I sympathize dude) the most obvious goddess to blame it on - and the one conveniently passing the blame onto others by the way - would be Kat. After all she IS the OTMLS here. Obnoxious and trouble making among other things. So I blame her.
Kat's theory is that because I'm happy that my flatmate is going away and therefore her jerk of a boyfriend will be away for 3 weeks it means that a balance of happiness and unhappiness has to balance out and so Kaz seems to be getting all the bad stuff. Kinda convenient that a certain OTMLS didn't get any bad stuff if you ask me. So therefore I'll take some credit but not all of it
But, yeah Kat, I did email you to annoy you for the rest of the week.